Have you seen this squirrel? Brown, furry, dark demon eyes, long whiskers, sports a sailor hat. If so, please report him to the nearest Coast Guard facility. Do not be fooled by his small stature and attempt to approach him. He’s no ordinary squirrel. He has sharp, pointy teeth!
Sinbad the Squirrel is wanted for chewing his way through the cover canvas of our boat.
The furry perpetrator further vandalized the boat by building a nest in a life-jacket and, well… generally treated our boat like his chew toy.
We happen to have a strict no-squirrel policy, so Sinbad is now wanted for the counts of an illegal break-in, chewing-on-entry, setting up residence without a live-aboard permit, and attempting to be a stowaway squirrel.
No baby squirrels were involved in this incident (yet).