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Bad CowGar

Just A Bad Attitude:
My No-Morning-Coffee Unshaven Bad-Attitude Cattle-Rustling Desperado Alter-Ego.

 

Bad CowGar says, “When I was born, the head nurse spoke up and she said leave this one alone. She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone.”

Bad CowGar says, “I tried being all nice and reasonable once. I didn’t like it.”

Bad CowGar says, “The Republican Party is made up mostly of half-wits, liars, and thieves and I would never vote for one if it weren’t for the Democrats.”

Bad CowGar says, “If you want a guarantee in life, buy a toaster.”

Bad CowGar says, “If I didn’t have bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all.”

Bad CowGar says, “On Halloween I don’t keep any mirrors inside my house because I even scare myself.”

Bad CowGar says, “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous because everyone hasn’t met me yet.”

Bad CowGar says, “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”

Bad CowGar says, “Some call me Mr. Sunshine. But not to my face.”

 

Too Dark? Meet My Brighter Side:

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