Bad CowGar says, “When I was born, the head nurse spoke up and she said leave this one alone. She could tell right away that I was bad to the bone.”
Bad CowGar says, “I tried being all nice and reasonable once. I didn’t like it.”
Bad CowGar says, “The Republican Party is mostly made up of despicable, corrupt, sanctimonious, lying, halfwits, and I would never vote for one if it weren’t for the despicable, corrupt, sanctimonious, lying, halfwit Democrats.”
Bad CowGar says, “If you want a guarantee in life, buy a toaster.”
Bad CowGar says, “If I didn’t have bad luck I wouldn’t have any luck at all.”
Bad CowGar says, “I don’t keep any mirrors inside my house because I even scare myself.”
Bad CowGar says, “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous because everyone hasn’t met me yet.”
Bad CowGar says, “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
Bad CowGar says, “Some call me Mr. Sunshine. But never to my face.”
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