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For Early Risers Who Wish It Could Be Morning All Day

Find Your Beach

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A delivery truck parked at the beach-bar next door.

So I went to find a new walking beach at Cape Canaveral this morning. I must have missed the signs, because after a half mile, wearing only shorts and sandals, I found myself way overdressed (and not because it was too hot).

Jerry Seinfeld was right. This should only be legal for a small select portion of the population. I’m sure to have nightmares from this day.

Cape Canaveral National Seashore Visitor Center
Cape Canaveral National Seashore (without its nude clientele).

It’s A Hard Knock Life

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When you open those valentine cards today, take a moment to think of the child laborers who make them. They work long hours in cramped conditions with unreasonable production quotas, while exposed to Elmer’s Glue and magic marker fumes, dull scissors, and glitter dust.

They toil for your hearts!

Storm Clouds Brewing

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Storm clouds brewing. Following rainbow (less “photo op” breaching whale and galloping beach unicorns).